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3
Aug 10

New York Random Meet Story #11

I go to Max Brenner to meet my friends @amyvernon and @cozywallet for some noms. Dahlia has brought her friend David, CEO of Postling. An hour in, two other ladies arrive, one is David’s girlfriend, the other is Jenn. We ask the usual questions about what we do, and somehow i get to talking about how i make custom cakes for my friends on their birthdays. I mention the nipple cake i made for a friend who was afraid of boobies.
“Wow!” Jenn says, i have a friend that cake would be perfect for! He’s an author and was raised an evangelical Christian and is scared of boobs.”
“That’s funny,” i say, “because i think i DID make the cake for your friend. Are you talking about Dave Dickerson?”
Sure enough, she was!
And then we both immediately texted him.


10
Jul 10

Penguins and pork; a day at the Brooklyn Flea

I like to be surprised, so I like to let some time pass in between my Brooklyn Flea visits, so vendors can rotate and I can be delighted by new things. Today my Brooklyn Flea companions were my Twitter friends (converted to IRL today, whee!) Betsy (@btreinen) and Christine (@christinetaffe). First stop is always food at the Flea, and today had some new and exciting vendors. First, I introduced Betsy to the Asiadog. I got a Porkball sandwich from Porchetta (they didn’t have potatoes and crispy ends but they let me squeeze the pig and I felt better!) I squeed when I saw the Manchego Crispy Fritters from Good Fork. I’d always had Manchego in cold form, with say, a good crisp apple. But I needn’t have worried. They served it up hot and fresh from the fryer, with a sweet/sour sauce on top.

Betsy was enamoured with People’s Pops shaved ice, today in Deep Plum and Sour Cherry. Both were heavenly.

You can’t handle the cute!

Ok i love the food but the real reason I go is to see what’s new in craftland, or treats. Today I met Susannah of sktceramics. A yellow porcelain bee cup caught my attention. Susannah draws/paints, throws and fires everything. The drawings are so delicate, and she told me they each have a story, from the otter and bees that came from commissions, to the little penguin she says has a backstory of coming from the midwest (just like me!) and she actually has a series of paintings about it (which I am dying to see!)  She even makes a musk ox cute. Here is the adorable necklace I bought.

Yeah, I dig cute things. Piss off. ;)

I almost got this one (the penguin with the Brooklyn Bridge in the background), but I liked the round one better.

She told me she used to do flies. *nose cringe* Why is it that bees (which are also insects) can be made “cute,” but flies are still disgusting? bleah.

Piggy Banks

Foundation4.com drew us in with some zipper flower pins, lovely paper leaf chandeliers, and this adorable pleather piggy bank. But how do you get the money out? Open up the butt! :)

Twig Terrariums

On my way out I spotted Twig Terrariums, little scenes assembled inside various glass containers. I asked the ladies if owning one required any semblance of a green thumb (I joke that the only reason my cat is alive is that she meows to remind me to feed her) and they said just “mist it and keep it out of direct sunlight”!

and now, a few random photos.

THe cute paper bag I got an item in

I wish I’d bought this friendly bunny doorstop.

and officially I’m grossed out by hairy wrestler guy but how funny would he be on my desk? and what’s up withe the green tongue?


26
Jun 10

Greenpoint Food Market: Victim of its own success

I remember watching Sex and the City before I lived in NYC and they would joke how “you’d better go to this restaurant before the Times writes it up and ruins it.” I had no idea how literally that is true. Continue reading →


18
May 10

Cool stuff I liked this week May 17

I didn’t have many deep thoughts last week so how about a roundup of some cool stuff I discovered?

Cool Neighborhood Stuff

Little Soap Shop in Astoria

On Saturday I hung out with my good friend Meg (of weheartastoria.com and harmoniousbelly.com) and we puttered around Astoria. She took me to her favorite soap shop, aptly called, The Little Soap Shop, located at 22-07B 36th Street, Astoria. In a space no bigger than the average New York bedroom, perky owner Vivian Dritsas has assembled a lovely cache of handmade and glorious-smelling products: soaps, soy candles ($8-$22 in scents like honeysuckle, lavender, raspberry & guava), shea butter creams (seriously decadent), homemade lip balm, and other delightful things. Her soaps smell fabulous and they lather upwonderfully, and leave my skin so so soft. You can find basic scents like gardenia and lavender, but also orange grapefruit, brown sugar & fig, and a secret scent in such demand I would have had to wait WEEKS to get it, vanilla lavendar patchouli (it’s a BLACK soap which is a little intimidating).

Stop in and treat yourself! And peek into Vivian’s little soap lab in the back, especially on her steel table that she’s decorated with positive sayings! :)

Cool foodie stuff

Coconut Sugar

Meg had the great idea to do a brownie experiment using coconut sugar.Coconut sugar is made from the sap of coconut flowers. It has a lower glycemic index than regular sugar, and has a lovely mild taste – even a little maple-y. It comes in several forms – in a jar (where the top is covered with wax) – and the BIG ROCK kind that you need to grate.

Nourishing Gourmet has a great write-up on the different kinds of coconut sugars.

and that’s about it. Hopefully deep thoughts will return this week!


17
Apr 10

Food Fair Lessons Learned

I’ve been making treats for years, and I’ve even sold them casually through retail, but this is the first time I’ve sold them at a booth at a food market. Here are some of the things I learned from being a vendor at the Greenpoint Food Market.


Before the fair……………………………..

Plan Plan Planity Plan

I was making baked goodies for the fair, and I had to make it the night before so it was fresh, so I really couldn’t do that in advance. But you CAN do things in advance like:

  • buying ingredients
  • buying supplies (plates, utensils, napkins, bags, tablecloth)
  • getting change

But in terms of doing the cooking/baking, plan for errors. Test any new equipment ahead of time. I did NOT do this with a new pan I got, and it turns out I need a lower oven temperature for it because it burned the bottom of my bars. I had to spend extra time salvaging the ones that were still edible AND making other items to make up for the bars that were ruined. FAIL that could have been avoided.

Make sure everything is priced

Some vendors didn’t have prices on their wares. When you put the prices out, you make it easier for the visitor to decide whether they might buy. If you don’t have a price, there’s another hurdle they have to get over. However, I found that if the sample is KICK ASS this is less of a problem.

Bring a friend

I was planning on manning the booth all by myself, but my friend Laurel showed up (I thought just for support) but she stayed with me the whole afternoon, and i was GLAD SHE DID! I didn’t realize that things like manning the sample flow and just chatting and bagging is better with two people. Plus, if things get slow, there is someone to talk to!

Don’t forget the extras

You need to bring more than just your food. Don’t forget:

  • a tablecloth
  • a dish to put the samples on
  • bags to put product in to take away
  • napkins (both for cleanliness and for food consumed right away)
  • utensils if needed
  • knife (for cutting samples if you’re doing it onsite)
  • paper towels for yourself (they never have enough onsite)
  • tape for hanging signs or various things

Bring enough change

I had foreseen this issue, so I brought with me $100 in change (I did however, bring too many quarters – $30 in quarters was entirely too much!) Bring many ones, and a bunch of fives. Better to have too much than too little, and you don’t want to lose sales if you have to tell someone, “Sorry I don’t have change for a twenty!” (because EVERYONE wants to pay with a $20!) But keep your money bucket out of range of people as they pass by! I was nervous someone would swipe it!

If you are a legitimate business, have a business card with your website on it

Especially when it comes to food, people like to gab about some new food they found. If that new food is you, make it easy for them to do that! Have a business card with your contact/website info on it, people can a) tell their friends about you and b)tweet/blog/Facebook about you when they get home! Make it easy for them to do that!

At the fair………………………………………………………

Have a gimmick to get people to come over

My gimmick at the booth was frosting shots. I had big pastry bags of frosting, and then we had doled out some pretty little sample cups of frosting for 50 cents! (a bargain!)

Stand – don’t sit at the booth if at all possible

Laurel and I stood almost for the entire time of the fair, because we didn’t HAVE chairs. Towards the end, we noticed some free ones, but I soon realized I didn’t like the position it put me in, lower than the buyer’s eye level. It’s easier to engage someone if you are at the same level.

On that note, price realistically, but not foolishly

If possible, visit that particular fair in advance to find out what the other vendors are charging for similar items. You don’t want to be charging $3 for cookies when others are only charging $2. However, if you are using more premium ingredients, your prices shold reflect that (also so you can make a profit). There’s nothing worse than taking money for an item, and kicking yourself when you know you should have charged more.

Greet the booth visitors!

I’ll admit, as a booth visitor I even get nervous roaming over the tables, sometimes hoping the booth babe won’t make eye contact with me JUST YET. But if you say something funny, it breaks the ice. I have food at my booth, so I like to say, (in a slight whisper), “You know, samples don’t have any calories!” It’s a new joke to every visitor but I’m sure Laurel got sick of it after the 100th time! No matter, I shut her up with some cookies!

Also, don’t be afraid to flirt with your visitors. Play a game with them. For a while when guys would come over and view the frosting, I’d say, “are you MAN ENOUGH to try a frosting shot?” Interestingly, more women were man enough than men.

Accept that you might not know what the heck will sell

Maybe you thought for SURE an item would be a hit, and no one is buying it. What went wrong? It might be the flavor of the market. It might be a season thing (my friend gave me some homemade coconut macaroons to sell, and we only sold a few.) I thought they were delicious, but they didn’t sell well. Laurel told me “not many people like coconut.” All my other items were chocolate-based, and chocolate is an easier sell. That’s not to say niche items wouldn’t sell. But it’s all a crapshoot.

About the frosting shots. I was SURE I had a hit on my hands. And in a way, I did. I had tons of people taking PICTURES of the “frosting shot” setup. But few bought frosting. The ones that did were PSYCHED that frosting shots existed, however. More men bought frosting than I would have expected.

Things ARE going to go wrong. Go with it.

Accidents happen. My biggest chocolate frosting bag exploded when I tried to dole out samples. I forgot to get napkins so I gave away more bags than I needed to. When the frosting exploded it ruined one of my signs. All i could say was OH WELL and just have fun with it!

Towards close of the fair, slash your prices!

No one wants to drag the unbought goodies home, and  a little money is better than none. For the last half hour of the show, offer half price, or just “massive discounts” to your prices. Do a two for one!

Also at the end of the day, see if you can do a trade with other vendors!

This is a benefit I didn’t plan on! One of the other vendors came over and wondered if they could trade with ME. WHAT AN IDEA! By the end of the day I had gotten some homemade soda, wasabe pate from Cobra pate, and Bacon Marmalade.



12
Mar 10

Dating Management and my “overwhelming profile”

As I was walking into my neighborhood coffee shop, I see this cute little smiling girl and sign in the window. FREE FLIRT ADVICE. The nosey sort, I chat up the friendly lady, Laurie Davis.

What is eFlirt expert? Continue reading →


2
Mar 10

A day in the life of New York – in miniature

Know about tilt-shift photography? it uses a special lens, (usually aimed from a great height) which pretty much fuzzes out everything other than the object of the shot. I admit I don’t know much about its use other than pictures and videos of it used to make regular size objects look miniature.  You can also create the effect in post-processing by using blur in an image editing program. Now, imagine fuzzing out the edges of 35,000 still images of various New York locations, and stitching them together, and you’ll have this video, made by Sam O’Hare of Pixelpollen.com. Read the story about making it here.

Oh, and the soundtrack is magical – it’s original music by the band Human.

Oh, and while you can watch and enjoy it here, it’s best experienced on the site, where you can see it in HD, and full screen.

The Sandpit from Sam O’Hare on Vimeo.

A day in the life of New York City, in miniature.

Original Music: composed by Human, co-written by Rosi Golan and Alex Wong.

Please view in HD and full screen for best effect. For a description of the shoot, camera, lenses and workflow, please see here: http://bit.ly/aFmaPZ


26
Feb 10

Robot friends available from Bennett Robot Works

On a recent chocolate-hunting stroll through the Atlantic area of Brooklyn, I stumbled upon the adorable City Foundry. Behind the vintage wooden letters, file cabinets and plethora of metal things I saw a brownie camera poking above the dressmakers torsos.

*squee* Meet Brownie 2.

You can meet his friends over at Bennett Robot Works.


20
Jan 10

Kids who melt adults

A child melted me into a puddle of joy today.
I was dogsitting this weekend, and I’ve realized that dogs don’t belong to their owners, they belong to the world. But that’s a different post.
I don’t have kids, but I dig them. Sadly I don’t have any nieces and nephews or friends with kids locally so I don’t get the opportunity to appreciate them often. Clementine (the bulldog I was dog sitting) is well-loved by adults and children alike, and so when I take her out I purposely hang out on benches on the sidewalks so she can make people happy. Continue reading →


12
Dec 09

Religious drivel on NY subways